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Egg layer Roosters (Lambertville)
Ferry St
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Up for grabs are 6 roosters, that have suddenly decided to identify as hens and surprisingly started laying some type of weird eggs. I guess one would now be required to call them “Trans-hen-der,” “Hen-sters,” “Egg Birthers,” “Non-henary,” etc. Some have even gone through transitional surgery and are now called “Capons”.
Note: Their eggs are oddly colored bright blue, pink, orange, purple and green. These eggs will not hatch because they’re “butt nuggets” and not eggs. These “butt nuggets” have no yolks or whites, but are completely filled with Political Correctness, Chicken Shit, Liberal Propaganda, Wokeness, Indoctrination, lunacy, Fairy Dust & Nonsense.
These birds are also known to live out their lives in the basement of their parent’s chicken coop and sponging off the rest of the flock. When they’re upset they look up to the sky and squawk long and loudly for hours on end. The only real use is to make alphabet soup out of them.
Get ‘em before they decide to identify as some other imaginary farm animal.