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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

15 Mar 2013 - belly button lint

16 Jan 2012 - WHOA! A 14'' Television! [GONE!]

06 Feb 2010 - 100$ for two brownies and 1 pt. ice cream

31 Jan 2010 - Litter box cleaning for pancakes

06 Oct 2009 - This is not a good day.

26 Sep 2009 - I GOT SOMEONES DEAD GRANDMOTHER IN URN

21 Jul 2009 - Body Dumping Location Available

23 Jun 2009 - Personal Texting Assistant

25 May 2009 - Daughter getting morning after pill at RiteAid - m4w

26 Feb 2009 - Build a new, rational, primitive but free life w/ me in Alaskas wild - m4w

25 Feb 2009 - Red Coat girl with her pants rolled up. I was walking my brown dog. - m4w

26 Jan 2008 - Oral Sex...a serious inquiry , analyzation, and PLEA

20 Jul 2007 - I am an IDIOT--But thank you for your concern

08 Dec 2006 - Dear Guy Masterbating In Enoch Pratt

16 Sep 2006 - A Note to Renters from the Evil Landlord

17 Mar 2006 - MC with reliable public transportation

11 Jan 2006 - unused 32 cent stamp for barter

12 Dec 2005 - 1960's Farting Couch

05 Dec 2005 - My letter to Santa

17 Oct 2005 - I just want a LITTLE!